What to expect when you're expecting

Now I know what to expect when you're expecting because last night we went to see What to expect when you're expecting. And it was actually really funny. I thought the auditorium would have at least a handful of preggos, but I was the only one. When we walked out I felt like everyone was looking at me, Look there's one of them over there. Like seeing a film about aliens and then seeing that there's an actual alien watching the film, ha!
The film depicts the "different types of preggos" I guess. The chic, slim, happy one; the one that still runs and exercises and the one that's like me: Who farts, wants to punch her husband, can't walk properly and spills food all down her stomach. Haha!
Even Bill thought it was funny although he hadn't really wanted to go in the first place. And then when all the babies were born we got a little emotional and I said: Are we really going to have one of those and he said yes and I had to cry a little bit.