Monday, 8 October 2012
Super supermarket
My local Waitrose is closing down! What?!?! Now i have to move to an even more affluent area. Like Stratford or something, haha!
Wednesday, 3 October 2012
Three points
People are strange!
1. People came to see Tallulah when she was 1, 2, 3 weeks old. A little early baby, just under 2.5 kilo. All her clothes a little big. The same people come to see her at 10, 11, 12 weeks. "Look, i found some small clothes for your small baby." Don't people know that babies grow? Don't people know that babies grow quickly? A 4 kilo baby isn't going to fit into preemie baby clothes!
2. Tallulah was born in July. The height of summer. The height of "summer". People say "i didn't want to buy her anything tiny as they grow so quickly" so they buy clothes labelled 3-6 months. Summer clothes labelled 3-6 months. July plus 3-6 months= October-January. I don't think we're going to need summer clothes in October to January.
3. People know me. Don't people know me? Tallulah is never going to wear pink. Yet people buy her pink clothes.
The result: A bag full of clothes that she will never wear. Silly!
1. People came to see Tallulah when she was 1, 2, 3 weeks old. A little early baby, just under 2.5 kilo. All her clothes a little big. The same people come to see her at 10, 11, 12 weeks. "Look, i found some small clothes for your small baby." Don't people know that babies grow? Don't people know that babies grow quickly? A 4 kilo baby isn't going to fit into preemie baby clothes!
2. Tallulah was born in July. The height of summer. The height of "summer". People say "i didn't want to buy her anything tiny as they grow so quickly" so they buy clothes labelled 3-6 months. Summer clothes labelled 3-6 months. July plus 3-6 months= October-January. I don't think we're going to need summer clothes in October to January.
3. People know me. Don't people know me? Tallulah is never going to wear pink. Yet people buy her pink clothes.
The result: A bag full of clothes that she will never wear. Silly!
Tuesday, 2 October 2012
Lilla
4.3 kilo. Aaaw, my little big girl. And 12 weeks tomorrow. I think i have to cry a little bit.
Application!
I have finally discovered that i don't have to put up with this no-paragraph nonsense. There's an app for that!
Look!
I can write in paragraphs!
Look!
I can write in paragraphs!
Monday, 1 October 2012
Family fun day out
Today we've been to Ikea. The place where marriage goes to die!It was so stressful! But Tallulah loved it. I tried to get her to sleep in the sling but she kept looking around at all the colourful self assembled furniture. She finally fell asleep somewhere around aisle 59.
Then i spillt lingonberry jam on her white socks when i was feeding her whilst eating sloppy meatball dinner. And cold, way too cold, apple pie.
And i didn't buy anything in the Swedish food shop because all they have is stupid Ikea brand food when they used to have normal Swedish stuff. I don't need coffee or elk shaped pasta or ready salted crisps, thank you very much. I want blommig falukorv and salmiak!
Then i sat squashed inbetween Lulah and a bookshelf on the way home. I'm too fat for the seatbelt in the middle seat. Great!
Then i spillt lingonberry jam on her white socks when i was feeding her whilst eating sloppy meatball dinner. And cold, way too cold, apple pie.
And i didn't buy anything in the Swedish food shop because all they have is stupid Ikea brand food when they used to have normal Swedish stuff. I don't need coffee or elk shaped pasta or ready salted crisps, thank you very much. I want blommig falukorv and salmiak!
Then i sat squashed inbetween Lulah and a bookshelf on the way home. I'm too fat for the seatbelt in the middle seat. Great!
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